Broadband Pagan

Can be sung to the tune of "I'm the Urban Spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band.
I'm a broadband Pagan, baby; I live in virtual space.
Each day I scour the world wide web, to find a better place.

I'm a broadband Pagan, baby – don't need no pin: I just log in.

There's UKP, The Cauldron, Wicca UK and all that
Can keep me going half the night in endless inane chat.

I'm a broadband Pagan, baby – don't need no pin: I just log in.

There's Pagan Voice and Witches Web; OBOD and Breathless Noon;
Pentacle and Empathy - the hours pass by too soon.

I'm a broadband Pagan, baby – don't need no pin: I just log in.

There's Wicca Teens and Pagan Life and Fluid Druid's Place.
Just tap that keyboard every night and never show your face.

I'm a broadband Pagan, baby – don't need no pin: I just log in.

There's Midgard's Web and COA or Megalithic Portal.
Don't fuss if you don't understand - just read the posts and chortle.

I'm a broadband Pagan, baby – don't need no pin: I just log in.

There's Wicca International and Fellowship of Earth.
There's lots of chat and fun 'n' stuff - I say my pennyworth.

I'm a broadband Pagan, baby – don't need no pin: I just log in.
I spend my days site-surfing; I coast from shore to shore.
I can't grow tired of websites – I always chat some more.

I'm a broadband Pagan, baby – don't need no pin: I just log in.

My friends all haunt the same sites; we've followed every link.
We're comfortable together, 'cos we never have to think.

I'm a broadband Pagan, baby – don't need no pin: I just log in.
I've given up the day job; I don't have the time to work.
If I couldn't talk to friends online I'd really go berserk.

I'm a broadband Pagan, baby – don't need no pin: I just log in.
But now my ISP has gone: The bills are overdue.
My broadband has abandoned me - Whatever will I do?

I'm a broadband Pagan, baby – don't need no pin; I just log in.

©Alexa Duir 2004

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